*Hasboro Commercial comes on TV*
Hubby: You know what we should do...
Me: We are not playing Twister naked
Hubby: COME ON!
TYPICAL THIRD YEAR CONVERSATION (the comfortable stage):
Hubby: I'm going to make you pick out what organ the deer liver is if you really want it to make baby food.
Me: I know what it looks like. Probably like my placenta I passed when I gave birth.
Hubby: Actually yeah
Me: I know the liver looks dark and slimy I think. Or at least, what a human liver looks like.
Hubby: Deer liver looks about the same.
Me: Well then yeah I could probably pick it out.
TYPICAL FIFTH YEAR CONVERSATION (the 'I love you but I want to hurt you' stage):
Me: Will you give Uriah his bath tonight? You've only done it once in the almost 6 months he's been alive.
Hubby: Are you going to work for me tomorrow?
Me: No. But I also didn't realize when we had this baby I would be both mom and dad.
Hubby: I'm gotta mow the yard.